I know this feeling - it’s feeling like an utter and complete idiot because you were stupid enough to fall for a guy and tell him you like him even though you live in another country. Stupid stupid stupid.
The hardest part of being an older sibling is that moment when you realise you cannot protect them from the world.
fml crying sucks
For your information, the accepted vernacular is GAY. Not faggot.
I may have no future, but at least I don’t think I know better.
I do believe I might actually die without Twitter.
Almost grabbed a beer out of the fridge at 6am. fml, I’m turning into my dad.
- "Let's ask the agent."
- "Sort of. He works at the post office."
- "I'm supposed to take love advice from a guy who chases his own ass?"
- "That's canine profiling and I resent it."
- "How's your dissertation going?"
- "I have an inflatable sheep. The giant inflatable banana is on its way."
- "Dare I ask what for?"
- "Well the banana I'm pretty sure was for beating [name withheld for privacy] with, but the sheep I'm not sure about."
- "Finding MacCullan's base will be like finding a needle in a coal mine."
- "Oh, right. Finding a haystack in a coal mine."