Piña coladas alone on the side of a canal. Nice, but really makes you feel lonely. I guess that’s what the rum is for! Twitter tonight.
Can anyone tell me how you reply to stuff on Tumblr? Or reply to a reply? Or stuff?
“You’re fun, and fucking terrifying.” What my mate said about me.
"What are you, drunk?"
"Drunk enough to kick your ass!"
Starting to understand why people watch baseball. Still not as fun as hockey, though.
Realisation that I will not be attached to my computer while in Amsterdam. Thank goodness for mobiles that work in other countries! That week in Cancun without my blackberry was brutal, and I wasn’t even on Twitter then!
Most people eat pasta with sauce. I eat sauce with pasta. Sometimes.
Usually the empty bottle I’m staring down the bottom of isn’t a bottle of Lucozade.
Somehow … I don’t think most people shop for their mates based on loosely chosen adjectives. But most people don’t shop for munchies for their mates so they won’t have to go through the trauma of doing it themselves. “What would you like me to get?” “I don’t know. It’s kind of hard to tell.” “Give me a texture, a taste, a...
I dream in Twitter and seek out salad as comfort food. What have I become?
Canadian soldier dies in non-combat related incident http://t.co/K5MkEno via @globeandmail
Well, I managed to write that letter okay. And probably kill any chances with boy by being really stupid. So I’m dodging social networking right now. I need to figure out wtf I’m doing first.
When did bacon get so salty? And what is this concept of “back bacon” here? It’s like a cross between Canadian bacon and bacon …
Nice guys exist … they just don’t want to date me.
PS - I ish intoximacated and feeling oh so stupid (hence the initial shots). Oooooooooooooooooooooops.
Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER fall for a guy. Jealousy is evil. You get stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Just friends. Remember that. Just friends. Fairy tales do not happen. Stupid bullshit.
Never fall for a guy. That’s how you get hurt.
Deafening the Internet | wildrose99 ...
My attempts at deafening the internets with my singing have been thwarted yet again. Tomorrow … I shall dominate!
Hope is seeing the water rising and knowing you have nowhere else to climb - and...
International Day in Support of Victims of Torture... →
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Hospital? Really? Have people no sense of ANYTHING anymore???
Random chat up line
You know, if we cut your arms off, you’d look just like Venus de Milo.
Why two Twitters?
Because one is a bit more “professional” than the other … as in it’s not utterly bathshit crazy random. :D I have two Facebooks and have used them to like and comment on each others’ posts before, so why not this? At least now I don’t follow myself on Twitter or re-tweet my own posts. And yeah, loving the chat bit on here! ;)
Pictures from the February Escapade - How's It... →
How awesome my mates were on Valentine’s Day.
Lost an entire day to sleep. Drink Lucozade, then realise I’m not sure if I’m more worried about dehydration or missing a day of Twitter.
Dear 15 year old Me
I know you don’t think anyone understands or cares, and that you’re not going to really listen to any of this. That’s okay; I’m going to say it anyways. Hopefully it’ll settle somewhere in the back of your mind and one day it’ll come forth. Hang in there. Don’t give up, you’ll make it through and have the best friend in the whole world because of it,...
“People who tune into this series will just think...
get-in-my-tardis: - John Barrowman on the new series of Torchwood
RT @TheEconomist: The price of cocaine varies greatly between rich countries. Economist Daily Chart June 23rd http://econ.st/ifLcpR
In a goddamn fucking mood. fml.
"Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing?"
"Because when else am I going to associate the Superbowl with sex?"
"I don't think that's what the song was about."
"Have you ever heard Godsmack at a tailgate party?"
"Clearly you haven't been to one of mine."
"You've never had one."
"That's why I dream."